While You Were Drinking

Now that you're finally starting to sober up here's a rundown of what the rest of the world was doing while you were celebrating your independence by destroying your liver:

Wimbledon was awesome. Five hours long, but awesome. (Side note: between this and the US Open, 2008 is shaping up to be a great year for country club sports...my knees buckle in anticipation of Olympic water polo).

Jesse Helms died. In an unrelated story the sun shone brighter, the dodo is no longer extinct, and God has promised to all famine and disease.

Everyone loves Wall-E. Except this guy.

Buckle up, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Awe hell...I can't help myself...



God Bless America.

Or Something.